American Horror Story is known for many things; creeping the audience out, pushing the limits on what is shocking, having a talented cast. But one aspect that often gets overlooked is the showcasing of peachy bums. As it is a very sexual show, there was bound to be a few asses but American Horror Story is something of a treasure chest for nice bottoms. For this posts, there will be a few pictures and gifs of the pert behinds and sexy situations that have graced the screens of the show. If you’re easily offended by rear nudity, I would advise you to skip this post. For everyone else, Enjoy.
American Horror Story Best Asses
13 Sunday Dec 2015
Posted Gif Posts, Television Opinions
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beetleypete said:
You definitely need a dedicated bum-blog, V.
Cheers, Pete.
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vinnieh said:
I may consider that Pete, how do you reckon people would react to it?
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beetleypete said:
I think it would get a huge following mate!
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vinnieh said:
I much appreciate your honesty Pete.
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keepsmealive said:
I think people would get BEHIND it.
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vinnieh said:
Haha, it would be very interesting to see what everyone made if I did do it.
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The Vern said:
Who would have thought a horror show having great asses too. Great post
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vinnieh said:
It’s the best of both worlds Vern.
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jennypugh said:
Hahaha, if you didn’t like rear ends, you’d be getting a bum deal with this post, eh Vinnie? 😛
Seriously though, bums are great things; they can be beautiful and mystical. Great post!
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vinnieh said:
I like your sense of humour Jenny. Bums are wonderful things, which is your favourite from this post?
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jennypugh said:
Probably Dandy. You could bounce walnuts off that thing!
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vinnieh said:
You probably could, I’d kill to have an ass like that. I have a girlfriend but I gotta say he has a fine bum that screams peachy.
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jennypugh said:
Smooth too, like a dolphin’s beak. There’s nothing wrong with admiring his ass, it’s like art and should probably be in a museum. I’d go to that museum.
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vinnieh said:
I would slap it if I could, what did you make of the other bums featured? I’ve featured my own bum on this blog if you haven’t seen it, look for Love your bum part 3 and 4.
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jennypugh said:
Haha, you’re sending me on some bum treasure hunt now? I’m in turmoil now: if I go and look, I’m obvious noseying at your bum, if I don’t go and look, you’d be like “what’s wrong with my bum?!”
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vinnieh said:
Oh I don’t mind, I did the posts to show people that they should embrace their behinds, would love to hear your opinion. It’s not quite Dandy’s but it’s got a bit of praise.
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jennypugh said:
Aw, I think it’s a lovely bum!
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vinnieh said:
Thank you Jenny, what makes it lovely to you?
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jennypugh said:
It’s natural, rather than over-groomed 🙂
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vinnieh said:
Yeah I’m proud to have a hairy ass, though I’m sure many ladies would prefer it to be Dandy like.
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vinnieh said:
In case I didn’t ask earlier, are you a fan of American Horror Story?
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jennypugh said:
To be honest, I haven’t been watching it but I know who some of the characters are. I love Kathy Bates and I’ve heard she’s great in it 😀
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vinnieh said:
You should watch it. I’m a huge lover of Kathy Bates, she’s such a phenomenal actress.
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By Hook Or By Book ~ Book Reviews, News, & Other Stuff said:
My goodness Vinnie! You certainly didn’t give this post “the bum’s rush” did you? I know. That was cringe-worthy. I just couldn’t resist. Blame the eggnog.😈
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vinnieh said:
Haha, o found that quite funny. I take it that you loved all the bottoms featured then.
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wwwpalfitness said:
Reblogged this on wwwpalfitness.
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fragglerocking said:
Bottoms up Davinia 🍷🍷
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vinnieh said:
Bottoms up indeed. Which ones caught your attention?
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Kat Impossible said:
I don’t personally watch AHS but this really does look saucy.
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vinnieh said:
You should watch it Kat. Glad you liked this post, any bum catch your attention?
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Kat Impossible said:
It’s not really his bum, but Matt Bomer is always nice to look at.
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vinnieh said:
Matt Bomer is amazing, a definite man crush of mine.
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Kat Impossible said:
Completely understandable!
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vinnieh said:
He just looks so confident and like someone you could have a laugh with.
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Charlie O'Shields (doodlewash) said:
I only watched one of the very first episodes of this and never got around to seeing it again. But it definitely looks like a wild ride! hehe 😉
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vinnieh said:
Wild is definitely the word for it. And sexual is another, as you’ve probably guessed from the naughty content here.
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Charlie O'Shields (doodlewash) said:
Yep…that would be the other word! Lol
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vinnieh said:
I take it that you enjoyed this post, I had wondered whether it was too naughty.
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Charlie O'Shields (doodlewash) said:
Not to me! But maybe to some people! My partner is from Paris. The commercials in Europe are racier than any American television! Lol
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vinnieh said:
Everything seems to be sexed up these days, I don’t have a problem as long as it’s classy and not degrading.
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Charlie O'Shields (doodlewash) said:
I totally agree!
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vinnieh said:
And all the bums are so peachy in this show.
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thepunktheory said:
Haha I never really noticed there are so many bums on AHS xD
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vinnieh said:
It’s peachy bum central. Any of them stand out to you?
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ivansblogworld said:
Now this is an excellent combo. William is a huge fan of AHS, and I appreciate a great ass. I have watched with William, great cast in the last season. Saw some comments about starting a blog with butts, my only comment is just the bum without showing the undercarriage etc. that to me is not always good eye candy. Ivan.
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vinnieh said:
William has great taste in TV. Thanks for the suggestion, I genuinely am thinking of doing a butt blog. On this post, which bum gets your attention?
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ivansblogworld said:
Evan Peters.
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vinnieh said:
Any particular reason?
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ivansblogworld said:
Just a great ass I guess, I also liked Matt Bomer, Zachary, and then Cheyenne Jackson as well. Great viewing.
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vinnieh said:
Matt Bomer is a winner in every respect. No love for Finn Wittrock’s ass?
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ivansblogworld said:
Matt is just the whole real deal. Like him a lot.
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vinnieh said:
There’s nothing to dislike about him.
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Mario said:
I guess this must be the theme that links all the seasons. I’m really enjoying this season BTW.
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vinnieh said:
Haha, you could be onto something there.
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emmakwall said:
Hahahaha! Love this Vinster 🙂
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vinnieh said:
Which is your favourite? I wanted to ask Emma, can I have your e-mail address? I ask because I’m thinking of doing a feature that could require it.
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Haylee said:
With your love of derrières, please tell me you’re acquainted with The Chive’s Humpday galleries…?
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vinnieh said:
I’ll check that out.
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Haylee said:
Today’s the day to be there!
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HusbandAndHusband said:
I might be gay, but I would have to say the maid from Season 1 has the nicest bottom.
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vinnieh said:
She finally gets a mention, it is a fabulous ass. And with regards to your comment, I may be straight but I gotta say Dandy’s bum is wonderful, you could crack walnuts with it.
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HusbandAndHusband said:
LMAO!!! I just died laughing.
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vinnieh said:
It’s true though, his ass is magnificent. Wish mine looked like that.
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HusbandAndHusband said:
lol you’re too funny
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vinnieh said:
Well I try to be comical. But in all serious, what an ass.
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HusbandAndHusband said:
lol
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vinnieh said:
Wouldn’t you agree it’s a fine ass?
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HusbandAndHusband said:
I sure would. Perfectly plump.
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vinnieh said:
It should be placed in a museum for its splendour and glory.
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HusbandAndHusband said:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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vinnieh said:
I’m sure the revenue for that museum would be hitting the jackpot in no time.
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finnwest2015 said:
Nice post Vinnie. I love a well worked out ass, especially male ass. The last bum is my favorite. Really ripped!
You clearly going to get an ass following like I have on my blog lol.
Finn
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vinnieh said:
That bum has been the most popular one on here. Someone said you could bounce walnuts off that thing. What do you say?
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darincordell said:
Evan Peters and Dandy! Oh my. That last gif of Dandy is MESMERIZING! What a hot post! LOL. And I find it amusing that you ASSociate me with your bum posts!!! Ha ha ha! 😉
(P.S.I can’t wait to go back and read all of your Hobbit review, just don’t have time at the moment).
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vinnieh said:
That Dandy gif is superb stuff. As I’ve said in other comments, I’m straight and all but i can’t deny that it is one fine ass that I would slap if I could. It’s so pert and perfect, wish mine looked like that.
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darincordell said:
Hahaha. You said it, fine, pert, and perfect and Oh so slapable.
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vinnieh said:
I have a girlfriend and all but if he came along with his ass on show, I’d have to slap it. No doubt about it.
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darincordell said:
I love that you are straight but can still recognize a fine male ass that you’d just have to smack.
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vinnieh said:
I’m just very comfortable with my sexuality man. The way I look at it, women have girl crushes so men should have men crushes too. And his ass is perfect, I’d slap it all night.
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darincordell said:
I can’t agree more. There are definitely women out there that I certainly find beautiful.
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vinnieh said:
If someone is attractive, then that’s it. I have many man crushes and I’m straight. It’s no big deal to say that someone of the same sex Is attractive.
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darincordell said:
Agreed 😎
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vinnieh said:
You are so right about that gif though, it is mesmerising. Finn Wittrock is truly blessed with a serene peach of an ass.
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darincordell said:
I would pay money to see it in person, it’s that serene.
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vinnieh said:
I think many people would and he’d earn good money for it. 10 dollars to look, 20 dollars to slap and 50 dollars for a kiss. Hehe.
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darincordell said:
Ok, here’s my 80.00 total. Haha
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vinnieh said:
Haha, you’d have to beat me to the front of the line. Or maybe we could share a cheek each.
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darincordell said:
I don’t mind sharing. I’ll even let you choose your cheek. Lol
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vinnieh said:
Haha, why thank you for being so kind. I reckon his butt would be red by the time people had finished.
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darincordell said:
What a rosy red sight.
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vinnieh said:
Hehe, and there is also Evan Peters ass and the saucy maids. But Dandy takes the top spot in my book.
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darincordell said:
There is Evan Peters’ everything!!! And those saucy maids trip me out. And I may or may not need to borrow their outfits. Haha. Still, Dandy’s derriere’s dynamite.
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vinnieh said:
Dandy rules in the ass department. They should have a surgery called the Dandy to give everyone an ass like his.
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darincordell said:
Hahah. I’m here for the Dandy.
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vinnieh said:
I’d pay good money for it. Or they could make a model of his ass.
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darincordell said:
Don’t they sometimes make ass molds for adult toy shops. Now I know what I want for Christmas next year. A Haha.
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vinnieh said:
Haha, your Christmas present is all sorted then.
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darincordell said:
Can’t wait. Lol
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vinnieh said:
It would be funny if that was your gift as well.
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T. Mack said:
Hahaha! This is awesome! I can’t watch AHS (too many disturbing images I can’t get out of my head) so I had no idea there are that many juicy booties on display.
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vinnieh said:
It’s a seriously twisted and disturbing show that’s for sure, but I’m addicted to it. It’s full of saucy buttocks. Which one is your favourite? Out of most of the comments, many people have said the same answer.
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T. Mack said:
I gotta go with the last one with the red robe. A close second is the maid. The black undies are nice. 😉
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vinnieh said:
The last one has been the clear winner and it’s not hard to see why. Why did you like the last one?
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T. Mack said:
I kind of liked the unvieling with the robe. It was very theatrical, like the curtain being pulled back on a stage… you know, a stage full of naked bum. Ha! So dramatic!!! Was it your fave as well?
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vinnieh said:
IT makes for a grand sight. I am straight, but I’ll admit it was my favourite and I would certainly slap that ass.
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T. Mack said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AWESOME!
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vinnieh said:
I’m sure you’d do the same, am I right?
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T. Mack said:
You know me well, don’t you? OF COURSE I WOULD!
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vinnieh said:
Well you’d have to wait why I slapped it or would you mind sharing? Hehe.
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T. Mack said:
Not at all, my friend! Not at all!
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vinnieh said:
Haha, you’re much to generous to me, I’d give you the majority of the slaps.
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vinnieh said:
I also started trivia feature, the first part was a bit saucy.
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vampireplacebo said:
Some good ones here! I’ve been neglecting AHS, I should get back into it.
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vinnieh said:
I bet I can guess which ass you liked the most?
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vampireplacebo said:
You can try! hehe
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vinnieh said:
I bet it was the last one with the red robe.
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vampireplacebo said:
Nope, hehe.
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vinnieh said:
Well you do surprise me, that seemed to have been the winner so far. Which is your favourite then?
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vampireplacebo said:
The maid. She’s smokin’ hot!
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vinnieh said:
She is very sexy and she has a nice peachy bum. It seems that Dandy in the red robe is the most liked so far, but the maid is creeping up in the rankings.
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Kitten said:
Yes, very nice 🙂 i agree that you might need a dedicated bum blog!!
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vinnieh said:
I have considered doing a blog like that, who knows what the future holds? Which bum did you like the most?
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Kitten said:
The maid 🙂
However, like I said…asses aren’t really my thing. I like a set of nice natural tits on a woman and a nice shapely strong arms on a man 🙂 but, if you wanted i could send you a pick of my ass 🙂 ♡♡♡
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vinnieh said:
The maid is so hot. The main winner that people have said is the last gif with the red robe.
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lovehappily said:
Great post. They were all nice to look at.
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vinnieh said:
I think everyone loves a nice peachy bottom.
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lovehappily said:
Yes, it attracts.
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Meg Sorick said:
Some nice bums there! And since I’ve never seen the show, they’re all new to me! 😉
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vinnieh said:
I knew you’d appreciate all the peaches here. Which one was your big favourite?
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Meg Sorick said:
The black and white scene I think. But the red robed butt was nice too
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vinnieh said:
Yep, both butts were pretty impressive. There’s something grand about the red robe one, like it’s saying looking at my ass.
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Meg Sorick said:
Yep! Dramatic drop of the robe.
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vinnieh said:
That has been the most popular butt on this post. Not difficult to see why if you read the comments.
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Meg Sorick said:
Is that Matt Bomer? He’s the only actor I know from this show. I’ve seen him on White Collar
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vinnieh said:
The red robe one isn’t Matt Bomer, he is on the top one. I like Bomer, he was cool in White Collar.
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Meg Sorick said:
He was. Well whoever he is Mr Red Robe has a great bottom!
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vinnieh said:
Mr Red Robe is Finn Wittrock. Here’s a picture of him. https://vinnieh.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/finn-wittrock.jpg?w=840
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Meg Sorick said:
I couldn’t open the link, I’ll google him
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vinnieh said:
Sorry about that, google the guy.
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Meg Sorick said:
He’s cute
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vinnieh said:
That’s what all the ladies seem to say. His butt gets a lot of the credit.
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vinnieh said:
And as for Bomer, he’s a hot guy it must be said.
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Meg Sorick said:
He really is!
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vinnieh said:
I love ladies, but Matt Bomer is one hot piece of ass.
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Meg Sorick said:
Haha! I love that you are comfortable acknowledging that!
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vinnieh said:
Well it’s true. He is a hot guy, plain and simple. No point in beating around the bush.
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Meg Sorick said:
Yep, sure is. I can acknowledge when a woman is beautiful without wanting to sleep with her
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vinnieh said:
You never know what the future holds I think. I’ve known people who identify as straight but have had an experience with the same sex. I like to be open minded.
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Meg Sorick said:
It’s good to keep an open mind
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vinnieh said:
I think it is beneficial as you can experience new things. And as you said you liked Bomer, https://vinnieh.wordpress.com/2015/08/11/love-your-bum/
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sassycoupleok said:
We all love to be titillated as we are in the robe drop. Hollywood can and could do a lot more with nudity with scenes like that where it occurs as part of everyday life and just people getting nude for sex.
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vinnieh said:
I do agree that Hollywood could do more on that score.
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sassycoupleok said:
Vinny I left the key word “NOT” out of my last statement. What I was saying is that hollywood typically only shows nudity when there is going to be a sex scene. Typical household nudity is rarely showed.
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vinnieh said:
I think I missed out a key word or two because I was typing quickly. I meant to say that Hollywood should do something about it at fearure household nudity.
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thoughtsallsorts said:
So, now I’ve had a good look at the bums. I’ll definitely give this show a try. Will keep you posted.
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vinnieh said:
Haha, you must have really loved the bums then.
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thoughtsallsorts said:
Well….hmmmm…. 😉
But it also looks like a weird and cool show.
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vinnieh said:
It is all of those things.
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