Carry On Spying

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1960's, Barbara Windsor, Bernard Cribbins, Carry On Movies, Carry On Spying, Charles Hawtrey, Comedy, Dilys Laye, Eric Barker, Gerald Thomas, Jim Dale, Kenneth Williams

Film Title

Carry On Spying

Director

Gerald Thomas

Starring

• Kenneth Williams as Desmond Simpkins
• Barbara Windsor as Daphne Honeybutt
• Bernard Cribbins as Harold Crump
• Charles Hawtrey as Charlie Bind
• Jim Dale as Carstairs
• Eric Barker as The Chief
• Dilys Laye as Lila

A frequently hilarious send up of the Bond movies and Film Noir in parts, Carry On Spying is an enjoyable and fun ninth entry into the long-running movies that is also the last to be filmed in black and white. Be prepared for a riot of laughs here.

A top-secret chemical formula is stolen by an agent who plans to deliver it to an evil organisation known as STENCH. The British Secret Service are panicking at the impending doom that could grow if STENCH gets their hands on the formula. Due to budget cuts and lack of resources, the Chief has to rely on trainee agents to take part in the mission. They are headed by the snide and deluded Desmond Simpkins, and the rest consist of goofy Harold Crump, chirpy Daphne Honeybutt and clumsy Charlie Bind. They are hardly the most effective crew to retrieve something so crucial, but are aided by the fact that Daphne has an excellent photographic memory. They journey to Vienna to meet with another agent( the very Bond like Carstairs) but attempts of a rendezvous are thwarted by the incompetence of the crew and a delirious series of mix-ups that also sends them to the Algiers in search for the formula is what hilariously follows. Who ever said the spying game was just for geniuses?

Gerald Thomas is once more director and clearly on the ball with this offering of jokes and funny goings on. His sense of fun and spoofing of the spy genre is put into great effect, making the laughs flow like a nice wine. Spying is the last black and white entry of the series and it signs off from monochrome with some style and rollicking action. The long shadows of Noir, in particular The Third Man, as well as the James Bond movies, are sent up in hilarious fashion as a whole host of comedic mix-ups have the agents in all sorts of bother with the enemy. While spoofing spy movies and thrillers, Carry On Spying does have the right atmosphere for a movie of that kind, though one with a hell of a lot more zany antics. The pace is lightning quick, benefiting the often outrageous and farcical ventures the bumbling group get themselves into. It’s this efficiency and riotous laughs that are the biggest points of praise in Carry On Spying. From outrageous opening to hilarious headquarters mayhem, there’s no shortage of giggles to be had with Carry On Spying. The innuendo is there and often extremely funny, but never overtly in your face. This makes it an innocent but no less fun outing for the usual assembled gang and more in keeping with some of the earlier entries in the series. Matching the slapstick and crazy occurrences is a very lively score that is the definition of cartoonish.

Kenneth Williams is the main man here, delivering a scene-stealing turn playing the overblown nitwit who thinks he’s a lot better than he actually is. Employing a snide voice and dispensing on liners like there’s no tomorrow, Williams is on fine form from start to finish. Barbara Windsor( who’d later become something of a staple in the Carry On’s) makes her debut here with a light, funny and very cheeky performance. Often later cast as a bimbo or lusted after girl, it’s quite nice to see Windsor as sexy but somewhat more innocent than her latter outings show. It’s a nice, fizzy and wide-eyed performance as the most reliable and resourceful member of a rag-tag team and one that cements Barbara Windsor as something special in these movies. Bernard Cribbins is back following the last movie Carry On Jack, and his goofiness and timing are on point as one part of the inept agents trying to retrieve the formula in rib-tickling style. The last part of the foursome is the delightfully impish Charles Hawtrey; who is customarily camp and energetic in his manner. The main quartet work very well together and the smashing fun depicted transfers directly to the audience through their enthusiasm and brightness. Many of Spying’s laugh come from Jim Dale as a man of disguise whose always thwarted and troubled by the bumbling agents. The fact that he’s on their side and they constantly hinder his chances of glory are the stuff that chuckles are made from. Eric Barker is on familiar but humorous form playing the figure of annoyed and aggravated authority that he knows so well. Dilys Laye( her last appearance being in Carry On Cruising) nicely returns with a devilishly seductive part of a go-between agent who constantly switches sides with aplomb.

Carry On Spying is damn good fun that moves along at a scintillating pace that never lets up, making the enjoyment that much more wonderful. Definitely a high point of the Carry On Movies at least in my book that is. You’ve got a good afternoon film to watch with Carry On Spying that’s for sure and certain.

 

Carry On Jack

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1960's, Bernard Cribbins, Carry On Jack, Carry On Movies, Charles Hawtrey, Comedy, Donald Houston, Gerald Thomas, Jim Dale, Juliet Mills, Kenneth Williams, Percy Herbert

Film Title

Carry On Jack

Director

Gerald Thomas

Starring

• Bernard Cribbins as Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker
• Juliet Mills as Sally
• Kenneth Williams as Captain Fearless
• Charles Hawtrey as Walter Sweetly
• Donald Houston as First Officer Howett
• Percy Herbert as Mr Angel
• Jim Dale as Carrier

The first hysterical historical from the Carry On team, Jack doesn’t exactly rank as one of its finest hours. Most of the main team are missing and the humour could be better in many stretches, but it’s not a complete disaster. It’s just a good Carry On rather than a great one.

After Nelson dies, the English realise they need more men fighting. With the shortage, one Albert Poop-Decker , who has spent eight and a half years training becomes a midshipman. It is what follows to Albert that puts the main plot into gear. He is to report to the frigate Venus as soon as possible. Yet after going to a local tavern to have a good time, he is knocked out by the beautiful Sally. She commandeers his clothes and identity to get aboard the Venus. Around the same time, Albert and a cess pit cleaner named Walter are press ganged by members of the ship and taken aboard in an ironic situation for Albert. The boat is captained by Captain Fearless, who is quite the opposite of what his name says and is very inept at his job. Despite his protests, Albert is reduced to seaman and also discovers Sally on board disguised as him. Meanwhile, bullying First Officer Howett and bosun Mr Angel, have become fed up with the Captain’s lack of expertise and with Howett wanting to experience some action, they begin plotting something devious against him. Rather than a mutiny, they stage it so it looks as if the boat has been invaded, causing Albert, Captain Fearless, Sally and Walter to flee. The quartet drift in the sea before reaching what they think is France, they actually wash up in Spain. As the two sets of crew continue on, Albert finds himself in hot water constantly as much misunderstanding, subterfuge and bad luck mark his eventful days of outrageous adventure at sea.

Gerald Thomas is once more behind the camera and though it’s far from his best work, he manages to make Carry On Jack whiz along. He also gets the staple of aping a particular film style right with the spoofing of cinematic swashbucklers and Napoleonic War stories. The main problem with Carry On Jack is that it just doesn’t quite have that snap that really makes a Carry On. Now the Carry On Movies are hardly what you’d call respected or high art and neither do they try to be, but there are certain things that the movies must have for them to be successful. First and most important, the humour has to be the biggest concern for entertaining the audience. That’s not to say that Jack doesn’t have its comedic moments, it just could have been funnier than it actually was. With most of the humour here, it just doesn’t hit the target as well as other entries in the eventful series of the comedies. Far more laughs could have been generated if some thought has gone into things. The innuendo is strong and often good, but the regression in humour fails to back it up. The lack of the main Carry On team are missing, which in turn plays into some of the flaws because we miss certain members of the usual gang. But it’s not all bad in Carry On Jack, there are some moments of treasure to glean. When the humour does hit, it can be rather good and make the journey quite fun. Most of it centres on the misadventures of Albert and how unlucky he is. If the humour had been more consistent, this could have benefited Jack and made it a great movie. The film is shot in colour and despite the movies being notoriously low budget, everything looks full of life and bathed in brightness. With the last movie, Carry On Cabby, being in black and white( and effectively so), seeing some colour here is welcome. The musical score is agreeable and cleverly pokes fun at the grand ones used in big historical epics.

Though most of the usual gang aren’t present, the cast still delivers. Bernard Cribbins is a good lead, playing the unlucky Albert with great skill and humour. He employs this look of bewilderment at his unfortunate circumstances that really is quite amusing.  Juliet Mills, in her only Carry On outing, clearly has a lot of fun being sneaky, romantic and capable. Plus, she is so lovely in manner and appearance that it’s a shame she wasn’t in more Carry On Movies. Stalwarts Kenneth Williams and Charles Hawtrey are here doing what they do best, especially in the case of Williams and his gift for comedy. Donald Houston, with a menacing bull-dog like approach, plays the angry and plotting First Officer extremely well and is supported admirably by Percy Herbert. We get an amusing cameo from Jim Dale at the beginning of the picture and he gets the best line of the entire movie.

So while it does possess some charm and fun factor, Carry On Jack just winds up being a less than memorable entry into the canon due to the lack of cast regulars and a dive in the humour.

Crooks in Cloisters

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1960's, Barbara Windsor, Bernard Cribbins, Comedy, Crooks in Cloisters, Davy Kaye, Francesca Annis, Gregoire Aslan, Melvyn Hayes, Ronald Fraser, Wilfred Brambell

Film Title

Crooks in Cloisters

Director

Jeremy Summers

Starring

• Ronald Fraser as Little Walt
• Barbara Windsor as Bikini
• Bernard Cribbins as Squirts
• Gregoire Aslan as Lorenzo
• Davy Kaye as Specs
• Melvyn Hayes as Willy
• Wilfred Brambell as Phineas
• Francesca Annis as June

An amiable and easy comedy about a band of crooks living in hiding by pretending to be monks, Crooks in Cloisters has a certain sunny feeling that’s difficulty to resist. Yes it may not be a vintage comedy and some of its dated, but the fact that it’s got something of an irony to it keeps you watching.

Amiable Little Walt, along with his crooked crew, consisting of his lady Bikini, flashy Squirts, Spanish and talkative Lorenzo , nervous Specs and poetry loving Willy, pull off a small train robbery in London. Yet rather than basking in the glory of their earnings, they have to keep a low profile. Fleeing London because of the increasing search for them being headed by a determined detective, Walt tells them all that he has somewhere ideal for them all to stay. It’s an island on the Cornish Coast.  What he hasn’t explained is that they will be hiding out in a monastery and disguised as monks! This is to everyone else’s dismay as they expected something else entirely. As they all get to grips with difficult life as pretend members of clergy, Walt continues to have a sideline in crime to make some living, but largely goes at it straight. They are helped by former sea dog and fisherman Phineas, who can be a crafty so and so at the best of times. Much hilarity ensues as they all try to make a go at things in the most unlikely of circumstances. The funny thing is the whole gang, initially after failed attempts, grow to like the monastic lifestyle and while crooks, they begin to rethink their ways and consider going straight for the very first time.

Jeremy Summers directs this easy film with no frills or pretence, just the desire to have a good time. Plus, the Cornish coast does look very idyllic in the grand scheme of things. The first half of Crooks in Cloisters is filled with amusing antics as the group struggles with living like genuine monks, as old habits die hard for them all. The attempts by Bikini to serve up edible food provide great laughs, while the forever gambling minded Squirts can’t resist placing a few bets on his winning greyhound. The script, which contains lashings of Cockney slang and references, also gets the film at a sprightly pace. Crooks in Cloisters goes a little overboard on occasion and while the Cockney humour is amusing to me, many who are unfamiliar with it may have difficulty seeing it as funny. But the good nature of proceedings is pretty winning and hard not to smile at watching a most unlikely group find unexpected joy in a lifestyle so different from their own. It’s not high art, but neither is it trying to be. The film is the equivalent to a movie you put on during a Sunday afternoon when there’s nothing else that takes your fancy. It’s harmless and simplistic, yet has a certain amusing and cosy charm going through its veins. Crooks in Cloisters is more a film to chuckle at than really laugh out loud at, not that that’s a bad thing mind you. It’s a familiar set up of. What largely benefits the film is a sprinkling of depth in the latter stages, added with a sort of bittersweet irony that befalls the gang. A comical score is employed and while a tad over the top, often suits the events on screen.

While the characters are largely archetypes, the actors clearly have fun with them. Ronald Fraser is very fun as the leader of the motley crew who likes to think he has a plan up his sleeve, but regularly falls short on delivering that. There’s a good heart in there, beneath all the bravado and schemes that Fraser plays to a fine degree. Barbara Windsor, possessor of helium voice and bouncing, bubbly attitude, has some hilarious moments as the moll of the bunch, specifically when she becomes interested in the culinary arts and takes issue with the reaction to her meals. The delightful Bernard Cribbins is a hoot as the most conspicuous member of the group, whose mind is usually on placing bets or some other wanted luxury that leads to trouble. Gregoire Aslan is the wittiest of the bunch, while Davy Kaye is the always timorous and most unable to hold his own water. The youthful looking Melvyn Hayes is a standout here. Playing the most eloquent and sensitive member of the motley crew, he has a real desire and passion to embrace the lifestyle with an almost childlike glee. You can’t help but smile when this guy comes on screen. Wilfred Brambell as the sneaky former seaman and Francesca Annis as his gorgeous granddaughter also make a mark in this comic movie.

So while it’s no comedy classic by any means, the gentleness, laughs and later a slightly bittersweet tone makes Crooks in Cloisters a smashing way to spend and hour and a half.

The Railway Children

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1970's, Bernard Cribbins, Dinah Sheridan, Gary Warren, Jenny Agutter, Lionel Jeffries, Period Drama, Sally Thomsett, The Railway Children

Film Title

The Railway Children

Director

Lionel Jeffries

Starring

• Dinah Sheridan as Mrs. Waterbury
• Jenny Agutter as Roberta “Bobbie” Waterbury
• Sally Thomsett as Phyllis Waterbury
• Gary Warren as Peter Waterbury
• Bernard Cribbins as Albert Perks

Heartwarming, nostalgic and told with quiet intelligence, The Railway Children is a classic children’s film that adults can also enjoy. Focusing on the adventures of three middle class children in Edwardian times, it is sure to bring a smile even to the most cold-hearted person.

In Edwardian times, the three Waterbury children, Roberta ( commonly referred to as Bobbie), Phyllis and Peter live an idyllic life in middle class London with their mother and father. Their lives are changed forever after their father, who works for the Foreign Office, is arrested for allegedly selling state secrets. After his arrest, their mother takes them to live in a cottage in Yorkshire that is located near a railway. Although vastly different from their middle class existence, the three children soon learn to love the place and have many exciting adventures whilst befriending many of the local people, including a kindly station porter called Perks. The siblings enjoy their days in the countryside and by watching the various trains go past on their journeys. Among these adventures are saving a train by waving petticoats to the oncoming train after a landslide, taking in a Russian man looking for his family and caring for an injured grammar schoolboy. Nostalgic and poignant in equal measure, and handsomely directed and cast, The Railway children is a pleasure to watch for any age.

Lionel Jeffries directs with a loving attention to period detail and keeps the story both filled with joy and an underlying melancholy. The music of the film is a beautiful listen, capturing the adventures of childhood and the importance of family. The scenery of the Yorkshire countryside is stunning to look at, as is the many scenes in which the children wave to passengers on the trains in the hopes of their love passing to their incarcerated father. Abounding with memorable scenes, it is hard to highlight just a few. The two that stay in my memory are the ones that highlight the closeness of family and the bonds it has. In one scene, it is Bobbie’s birthday. She enters the living room and is greeted by family friends who all give her small presents that mean more than any rich finery. Bobbie seems to glide on a wave of happiness as you see how the little things in life mean more to her. In the other scene, Bobbie is reunited with her father. He emerges through the steam of a train and the look on Bobbie’s face is just so lovely, you see the love and utter joy at this as she runs towards her father. The moment she cries “Daddy, my daddy” is one of the most beautiful and heartfelt things I’ve ever seen. If this scene doesn’t make you shed at least one tear, then you clearly have no heart.

Above all, it is the cast that makes The Railway Children such a lovely film to watch. Dinah Sheridan is a kind and soulful presence as the mother, obviously sad at the events that have transpired with her husband but focusing on the positives and caring for her children. As the eldest child Bobbie, a young Jenny Agutter is perfectly cast. She movingly encompasses her character’s love for adventure with the eventual knowledge that the responsibility of adulthood is slowly arriving. Sally Thomsett and Gary Warren are well cast as the adventurous Phyllis and Peter. In the supporting cast, Bernard Cribbins is excellent as the kindly porter who befriends the three children. The Railway Children is the kind of film that never seems to get old, it just comes back fresh as ever when you watch it and all those nostalgic memories come flooding back.

A heartfelt period drama with adventure, moving music and engaging characters, The Railway Children is a film that will never run out of steam.