For my second entry into the blogathon after Sea Wife, I took it upon myself to review the movie known as The Stud.
Film Title
The Stud
Director
Quentin Masters
Starring
- Joan Collins as Fontaine Khaled
- Oliver Tobias as Tony Blake
- Sue Lloyd as Vanessa Grant
The Stud is basically a soft core fantasy from a book by Jackie Collins, with no basis in reality and a let down in case of what it promises, Joan Collins at least provides some respite with a role similar to what we generally think of when her name is mentioned.
Fontaine Khaled is the beautiful wife of a wealthy businessman, who enjoys sex a lot and frequently with the manager of her nightclub. This man is Tony Blake, the eponymous stud, who can’t resist her and keeps coming back to satisfy. Fontaine knows how to play Tony like a fiddle and enjoys toying with him for her own delight. Tony also wants to start his own club, but never seems to succeed with it. While sleeping with other women, he is mostly on hand to supply the pleasure for his boss. However, Tony has grown tired of Fontaine and turns his attentions to her stepdaughter Vanessa, who resents her stepmother. Yet Fontaine is crafty and is perfectly adept at turning Tony’s life upside down when needed. Things obviously don’t turn out in a tidy fashion for Tony.
Quentin Masters contributes a muddled direction that does nothing to help the already labored movie. He can’t decide whether he wants the film to be sleazy or make a point about the lifestyles of the jet set crowd. Masters could have done better, especially as the story(what there is of it) is largely about the sex and not much else. The confusion also abounds in the visual style that is at times high key and then too dimly lit. It might have been better to just stick to one thing and not try to be something that it isn’t. The Stud is pretty laughable if it is attempting to say something, as the dialogue is stilted and unconvincingly clunky. While scenes of naughtiness are featured, but you expect more from an erotic movie than what’s presented. Yes the orgy scene is completely crazy and the lift sex is hot, but it can all feel frightfully dull. And that is one thing you don’t want with an erotic movie. The disco/funk score is pretty cool however and the various club scenes have a lot of energy and groove to them. It may smell of kitsch, but the music will get your foot tapping if nothing else.
What brings The Stud to some level of guilty pleasure is Joan Collins. This revitalised her career and established her as the go to lady for sassy and sexy vamps. Collins has this wicked gleam in her eyes and sexual energy that transcends the trite story here. Plus, she is completely comfortable with being revealing and not hiding her body, looking effortlessly fabulous and seductive throughout. Without Joan Collins, The Stud would simply be unwatchable. Oliver Tobias, while possessing a handsome face, is pretty flat and wooden as the supposed charmer. It’s pretty hard to believe that so many women fall at his feet, especially when his work is so lifeless and lacking any vigorous sexuality. Sue Lloyd is also beautiful to look at, but pretty bland in the scale of things. The main feature and the best one is Joan Collins.
No one will think of The Stud as something deep or at all plausible( it’s hardly even a good movie), but the presence of Joan Collins at her sexy, devious best is what makes it at least bearable.
‘Hardly even a good movie’. That’s an understatement mate!
I did go to see it at the time, because of all the fuss about the sexiness. But it was a let-down, even in that department.
Poor Joan was only ‘taking the money’ with this one, I reckon.
Cheers, Pete.
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It’s a movie that really doesn’t know what it wants to be. But at least Joan Collins is there to spice it up.
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Joan always rises above mediocre material. I’ll watch anything she is in.
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She’s a real star. Always bringing that glamour to the screen.
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A bonkers movie, had a good giggle at the time, but that’s about the best I can say of it.
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Haha, I too found myself laughing at it too. Joan Collins was the main attraction though.
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They named a movie after me!
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Evidently, yes.
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That’s what she said!
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Haha, pretty naughty.
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Who, me? Nah… 😉
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I like your humour.
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Sounds there could have been a fun sexy movie in there somewhere. Like WIld Things was.
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Yes, this could have been something hot. But it failed to ignite.
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A real shame
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Especially when you want a hot and heavy movie.
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I don’t think I’ll be checking this out, but as always I appreciate your honest review Vinnie.😊
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It’s only worth it for Joan Collins at her devilish best.
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Another cracking review. I always find myself coming back to your site. Hope all is well. Adam.
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And I’m really grateful for your visits. Yes, things are going very well.
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Thanks for bringing Joan Collins to the blogathon with this post and lovely review of one of her more controversial movies, hope you can join me for my next blogathon to be announced soon.
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I’ll be certain to consider it.
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Atleast Ms. Collins starred in it! Fantastic Review Vinnie!!!😄
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She was the redeeming part of it.
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It definitely sounds like it!
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She looked sexy as hell too!
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Well then it makes it worth it!
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Definitely.
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