American Horror Story is known for many things; creeping the audience out, pushing the limits on what is shocking, having a talented cast. But one aspect that often gets overlooked is the showcasing of peachy bums. As it is a very sexual show, there was bound to be a few asses but American Horror Story is something of a treasure chest for nice bottoms. For this posts, there will be a few pictures and gifs of the pert behinds and sexy situations that have graced the screens of the show. If you’re easily offended by rear nudity, I would advise you to skip this post. For everyone else, Enjoy.
vinnieh 
You definitely need a dedicated bum-blog, V.
Cheers, Pete.
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I may consider that Pete, how do you reckon people would react to it?
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I think it would get a huge following mate!
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I much appreciate your honesty Pete.
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I think people would get BEHIND it.
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Haha, it would be very interesting to see what everyone made if I did do it.
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Who would have thought a horror show having great asses too. Great post
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It’s the best of both worlds Vern.
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Hahaha, if you didn’t like rear ends, you’d be getting a bum deal with this post, eh Vinnie? 😛
Seriously though, bums are great things; they can be beautiful and mystical. Great post!
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I like your sense of humour Jenny. Bums are wonderful things, which is your favourite from this post?
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Probably Dandy. You could bounce walnuts off that thing!
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You probably could, I’d kill to have an ass like that. I have a girlfriend but I gotta say he has a fine bum that screams peachy.
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Smooth too, like a dolphin’s beak. There’s nothing wrong with admiring his ass, it’s like art and should probably be in a museum. I’d go to that museum.
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I would slap it if I could, what did you make of the other bums featured? I’ve featured my own bum on this blog if you haven’t seen it, look for Love your bum part 3 and 4.
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Haha, you’re sending me on some bum treasure hunt now? I’m in turmoil now: if I go and look, I’m obvious noseying at your bum, if I don’t go and look, you’d be like “what’s wrong with my bum?!”
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Oh I don’t mind, I did the posts to show people that they should embrace their behinds, would love to hear your opinion. It’s not quite Dandy’s but it’s got a bit of praise.
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Aw, I think it’s a lovely bum!
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Thank you Jenny, what makes it lovely to you?
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It’s natural, rather than over-groomed 🙂
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Yeah I’m proud to have a hairy ass, though I’m sure many ladies would prefer it to be Dandy like.
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In case I didn’t ask earlier, are you a fan of American Horror Story?
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To be honest, I haven’t been watching it but I know who some of the characters are. I love Kathy Bates and I’ve heard she’s great in it 😀
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You should watch it. I’m a huge lover of Kathy Bates, she’s such a phenomenal actress.
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My goodness Vinnie! You certainly didn’t give this post “the bum’s rush” did you? I know. That was cringe-worthy. I just couldn’t resist. Blame the eggnog.😈
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Haha, o found that quite funny. I take it that you loved all the bottoms featured then.
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Reblogged this on wwwpalfitness.
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Bottoms up Davinia 🍷🍷
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Bottoms up indeed. Which ones caught your attention?
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I don’t personally watch AHS but this really does look saucy.
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You should watch it Kat. Glad you liked this post, any bum catch your attention?
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It’s not really his bum, but Matt Bomer is always nice to look at.
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Matt Bomer is amazing, a definite man crush of mine.
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Completely understandable!
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He just looks so confident and like someone you could have a laugh with.
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I only watched one of the very first episodes of this and never got around to seeing it again. But it definitely looks like a wild ride! hehe 😉
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Wild is definitely the word for it. And sexual is another, as you’ve probably guessed from the naughty content here.
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Yep…that would be the other word! Lol
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I take it that you enjoyed this post, I had wondered whether it was too naughty.
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Not to me! But maybe to some people! My partner is from Paris. The commercials in Europe are racier than any American television! Lol
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Everything seems to be sexed up these days, I don’t have a problem as long as it’s classy and not degrading.
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I totally agree!
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And all the bums are so peachy in this show.
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Haha I never really noticed there are so many bums on AHS xD
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It’s peachy bum central. Any of them stand out to you?
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Now this is an excellent combo. William is a huge fan of AHS, and I appreciate a great ass. I have watched with William, great cast in the last season. Saw some comments about starting a blog with butts, my only comment is just the bum without showing the undercarriage etc. that to me is not always good eye candy. Ivan.
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William has great taste in TV. Thanks for the suggestion, I genuinely am thinking of doing a butt blog. On this post, which bum gets your attention?
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Evan Peters.
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Any particular reason?
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Just a great ass I guess, I also liked Matt Bomer, Zachary, and then Cheyenne Jackson as well. Great viewing.
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Matt Bomer is a winner in every respect. No love for Finn Wittrock’s ass?
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Matt is just the whole real deal. Like him a lot.
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There’s nothing to dislike about him.
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I guess this must be the theme that links all the seasons. I’m really enjoying this season BTW.
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Haha, you could be onto something there.
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Hahahaha! Love this Vinster 🙂
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Which is your favourite? I wanted to ask Emma, can I have your e-mail address? I ask because I’m thinking of doing a feature that could require it.
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With your love of derrières, please tell me you’re acquainted with The Chive’s Humpday galleries…?
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I’ll check that out.
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Today’s the day to be there!
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I might be gay, but I would have to say the maid from Season 1 has the nicest bottom.
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She finally gets a mention, it is a fabulous ass. And with regards to your comment, I may be straight but I gotta say Dandy’s bum is wonderful, you could crack walnuts with it.
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LMAO!!! I just died laughing.
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It’s true though, his ass is magnificent. Wish mine looked like that.
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lol you’re too funny
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Well I try to be comical. But in all serious, what an ass.
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lol
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Wouldn’t you agree it’s a fine ass?
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I sure would. Perfectly plump.
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It should be placed in a museum for its splendour and glory.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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I’m sure the revenue for that museum would be hitting the jackpot in no time.
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Nice post Vinnie. I love a well worked out ass, especially male ass. The last bum is my favorite. Really ripped!
You clearly going to get an ass following like I have on my blog lol.
Finn
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That bum has been the most popular one on here. Someone said you could bounce walnuts off that thing. What do you say?
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Evan Peters and Dandy! Oh my. That last gif of Dandy is MESMERIZING! What a hot post! LOL. And I find it amusing that you ASSociate me with your bum posts!!! Ha ha ha! 😉
(P.S.I can’t wait to go back and read all of your Hobbit review, just don’t have time at the moment).
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That Dandy gif is superb stuff. As I’ve said in other comments, I’m straight and all but i can’t deny that it is one fine ass that I would slap if I could. It’s so pert and perfect, wish mine looked like that.
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Hahaha. You said it, fine, pert, and perfect and Oh so slapable.
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I have a girlfriend and all but if he came along with his ass on show, I’d have to slap it. No doubt about it.
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I love that you are straight but can still recognize a fine male ass that you’d just have to smack.
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I’m just very comfortable with my sexuality man. The way I look at it, women have girl crushes so men should have men crushes too. And his ass is perfect, I’d slap it all night.
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I can’t agree more. There are definitely women out there that I certainly find beautiful.
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If someone is attractive, then that’s it. I have many man crushes and I’m straight. It’s no big deal to say that someone of the same sex Is attractive.
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Agreed 😎
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You are so right about that gif though, it is mesmerising. Finn Wittrock is truly blessed with a serene peach of an ass.
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I would pay money to see it in person, it’s that serene.
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I think many people would and he’d earn good money for it. 10 dollars to look, 20 dollars to slap and 50 dollars for a kiss. Hehe.
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Ok, here’s my 80.00 total. Haha
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Haha, you’d have to beat me to the front of the line. Or maybe we could share a cheek each.
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I don’t mind sharing. I’ll even let you choose your cheek. Lol
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Haha, why thank you for being so kind. I reckon his butt would be red by the time people had finished.
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What a rosy red sight.
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Hehe, and there is also Evan Peters ass and the saucy maids. But Dandy takes the top spot in my book.
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There is Evan Peters’ everything!!! And those saucy maids trip me out. And I may or may not need to borrow their outfits. Haha. Still, Dandy’s derriere’s dynamite.
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Dandy rules in the ass department. They should have a surgery called the Dandy to give everyone an ass like his.
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Hahah. I’m here for the Dandy.
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I’d pay good money for it. Or they could make a model of his ass.
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Don’t they sometimes make ass molds for adult toy shops. Now I know what I want for Christmas next year. A Haha.
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Haha, your Christmas present is all sorted then.
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Can’t wait. Lol
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It would be funny if that was your gift as well.
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Hahaha! This is awesome! I can’t watch AHS (too many disturbing images I can’t get out of my head) so I had no idea there are that many juicy booties on display.
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It’s a seriously twisted and disturbing show that’s for sure, but I’m addicted to it. It’s full of saucy buttocks. Which one is your favourite? Out of most of the comments, many people have said the same answer.
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I gotta go with the last one with the red robe. A close second is the maid. The black undies are nice. 😉
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The last one has been the clear winner and it’s not hard to see why. Why did you like the last one?
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I kind of liked the unvieling with the robe. It was very theatrical, like the curtain being pulled back on a stage… you know, a stage full of naked bum. Ha! So dramatic!!! Was it your fave as well?
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IT makes for a grand sight. I am straight, but I’ll admit it was my favourite and I would certainly slap that ass.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AWESOME!
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I’m sure you’d do the same, am I right?
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You know me well, don’t you? OF COURSE I WOULD!
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Well you’d have to wait why I slapped it or would you mind sharing? Hehe.
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Not at all, my friend! Not at all!
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Haha, you’re much to generous to me, I’d give you the majority of the slaps.
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I also started trivia feature, the first part was a bit saucy.
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Some good ones here! I’ve been neglecting AHS, I should get back into it.
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I bet I can guess which ass you liked the most?
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You can try! hehe
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I bet it was the last one with the red robe.
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Nope, hehe.
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Well you do surprise me, that seemed to have been the winner so far. Which is your favourite then?
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The maid. She’s smokin’ hot!
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She is very sexy and she has a nice peachy bum. It seems that Dandy in the red robe is the most liked so far, but the maid is creeping up in the rankings.
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Yes, very nice 🙂 i agree that you might need a dedicated bum blog!!
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I have considered doing a blog like that, who knows what the future holds? Which bum did you like the most?
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The maid 🙂
However, like I said…asses aren’t really my thing. I like a set of nice natural tits on a woman and a nice shapely strong arms on a man 🙂 but, if you wanted i could send you a pick of my ass 🙂 ♡♡♡
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The maid is so hot. The main winner that people have said is the last gif with the red robe.
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Great post. They were all nice to look at.
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I think everyone loves a nice peachy bottom.
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Yes, it attracts.
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Some nice bums there! And since I’ve never seen the show, they’re all new to me! 😉
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I knew you’d appreciate all the peaches here. Which one was your big favourite?
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The black and white scene I think. But the red robed butt was nice too
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Yep, both butts were pretty impressive. There’s something grand about the red robe one, like it’s saying looking at my ass.
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Yep! Dramatic drop of the robe.
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That has been the most popular butt on this post. Not difficult to see why if you read the comments.
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Is that Matt Bomer? He’s the only actor I know from this show. I’ve seen him on White Collar
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The red robe one isn’t Matt Bomer, he is on the top one. I like Bomer, he was cool in White Collar.
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He was. Well whoever he is Mr Red Robe has a great bottom!
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Mr Red Robe is Finn Wittrock. Here’s a picture of him. https://vinnieh.files.wordpress.com/2016/10/finn-wittrock.jpg?w=840
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I couldn’t open the link, I’ll google him
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Sorry about that, google the guy.
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He’s cute
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That’s what all the ladies seem to say. His butt gets a lot of the credit.
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And as for Bomer, he’s a hot guy it must be said.
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He really is!
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I love ladies, but Matt Bomer is one hot piece of ass.
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Haha! I love that you are comfortable acknowledging that!
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Well it’s true. He is a hot guy, plain and simple. No point in beating around the bush.
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Yep, sure is. I can acknowledge when a woman is beautiful without wanting to sleep with her
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You never know what the future holds I think. I’ve known people who identify as straight but have had an experience with the same sex. I like to be open minded.
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It’s good to keep an open mind
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I think it is beneficial as you can experience new things. And as you said you liked Bomer, https://vinnieh.wordpress.com/2015/08/11/love-your-bum/
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We all love to be titillated as we are in the robe drop. Hollywood can and could do a lot more with nudity with scenes like that where it occurs as part of everyday life and just people getting nude for sex.
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I do agree that Hollywood could do more on that score.
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Vinny I left the key word “NOT” out of my last statement. What I was saying is that hollywood typically only shows nudity when there is going to be a sex scene. Typical household nudity is rarely showed.
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I think I missed out a key word or two because I was typing quickly. I meant to say that Hollywood should do something about it at fearure household nudity.
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So, now I’ve had a good look at the bums. I’ll definitely give this show a try. Will keep you posted.
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Haha, you must have really loved the bums then.
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Well….hmmmm…. 😉
But it also looks like a weird and cool show.
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It is all of those things.
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